                                JOE BLADE

TYPED IN BY SLANE. EDITED AND OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY PARASITE.
CHILDREN DO READ THESE YOU KNOW, AND SLANE THINKS IT'S CLEVER TO SWEAR.
WHAT A BIG BOY HE IS, WOW HE IMPRESSED ME. HOW INTELLECTUAL.


THE YEAR IS 1995, CRIME IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. THE STREETS OF LONDON
ARE CRAWLING WITH EVIL SADISTIC MUGGERS AND CRACK CRAZED PSYCHOPATHIC PUNKS.
THE NORMAL PEOPLE ARE TOO SCARED TO GO OUT SO THEY ARE STUCK IN THEIR HOMES.
ONLY ONE MAN CAN CLEAN UP THE CITY THAT IS JOE BLADE. JOE WAS THE SOLE
SURVIVOUR OF A PLANE CRASH, THE INFANT JOE WAS RESCUED BY SOME APES. WHO
TOOK HIM TO SOME TIBETAN MONKS. THEY FOUND HIS POWERS AND PUT THEM TO GOOD
USE LIKE UNARMED COMBAT, CODEBREAKING AND UNDERCOVER SURVEILLANCE.

THE MISSION
YOU ARE JOE BLADE. USING YOUR SKILL OF UNARMED COMBAT YOU MUST CLEAN UP THE
STREETS. IN ORDER TO KILL THE BAD GUYS YOU KICK THE ENEMY IN THE HEAD. WHICH
ISN'T EASY BECAUSE THEY LIKE JUMPING TO. YOU MUST ALSO RESCUE 16 ORDINARY
PEOPLE WHO HAVE VENTURED OUT ONTO THE STREETS OF LONDON.

SUBGAME 1:
YOU MUST COMPLETE THE SEQUENCE 1,2,3,4, BY PRESSING THE FIRE BUTTON WHEN THE
CORRECT NUMBER APPEARS. YOU MUST HAVE THEM LOOKING LIKE THIS;

 | (ONE)    . | (TWO)    . | (THREE)    .|  (FOUR)
 |          //           . |            -|
 |          |.          . ||             ??????

(NOTE: none of these are accurate!)

SUBGAME 2:
IN THIS GAME YOU MUST HAVE THE CORRECT SEQUENCE BUT LIKE THIS 4,1,2,3

   .|  (FOUR)  |  (ONE)  . |  (TWO)   .|  (THREE)
   -|          |         //           .|
    |          |         |.           .|

SUBGAME 3:
IN THIS SUBGAME THINGS GET MORE COMPLEX. YOU ARE PRESENTED WITH TWO SETS OF
JUMBLED NUMBERS. YOU ONLY HAVE TO COMPLETE ONE 1,2,3,4, SEQUENCE EITHER TOP
OR BOTTOM, BY SWAPPING NUMBERS BETWEEN THE TWO. WHEN THE DESIRED PAIR OF
NUMBERS ICONS (NUMBERS) ARE FLASHING THEN PRESS FIRE.

SUBGAME 4:
IN SUBGAME FOUR YOU ARE PRESENTED WITH AN EVER CHANGING NUMBER ICON AND
FOUR JUMBLED NUMBERS, THE OBJECT OF THIS SEQUENCE IS TO SWAP THE CHANGING
NUMBER WITH THE FLASHING NUMBER TO FORM THE SEQUENCE 1,2,3,4.
WHEN THE DESIRED PAIR OF NUMBER ICONS ARE FLASHING PRESS FIRE
